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Political Tipping Point
As with all politics of late, a great and grand crisis looms, it is the modus operandi of the current administration. Our conundrum has been framed like a B western movie; shall the good guys (Democrats) continue to pay the ever expanding list of entitlements and pet programs or fall prey to the sinister and evil Tea Party thugs who wish to push the poor and downtrodden back into the work camps of self reliance?
Really?? No not really, this is what happens when message trumps substance. The Demagogic Democrats have been handed their scripts, associate the Tea Party as radicals, position yourself as the defender of Medicare and Medicade, place Social Security in that Gore lock box and call the opposition rigid and unyielding, and most of all, repeat after me, “fair and balanced”.
This my friends is the change they believe in, never mind our government as a whole is borrowing 60 cents of every dollar spent just to service the mounting debt, never mind bureaucratic laden agencies such as the Department of Education, EPA, Amtrac, USPS, and the litany of others rife with inefficiency, we need to save these vital and crucial agencies?
In a phrase: sorry but that dog won’t hunt. The message and answers are really simple; do we as a nation continue to “feed the beast” of rampant government growth, or do we begin to lay the foundation of accountability of the governing process.
This process of accountability began as a loosely formed group of individuals spurred on by the rant which at the time seemed like nothing more than another talking head venting his anger at government oppression; thus spawned the Tea Party.
The Tea Party is not a Republican platform, it does not consist of anarchist, it is not radical, it is the voice of frustration created by the never ending insular government leadership who fail to recognize the voice of the people. To minimize its presence, to attack it’s viability, is a large miscalculation by its oppressors that is clearly based in the fear that finally a large majority of active individuals has had enough!
Regardless of how the manufactured passion play on the raising of the debt ceiling is resolved, more and more individuals realize a power shift is underway, we as a people are returning to a land governed by the people, and that reality has, and should strike fear in the political base for now they are accountable and no amount of polling catch phrases will stop that process.
Anyone have a syllabus? One issue is clear, President Obama is frustrated and true to form and without forethought Ploofe, and Obamas speechwriters penned a very lackluster State Of The Union Speech. I will give Ploofe credit, you could hardly see the puppet strings last night.
In the Presidents first SOTU speech a grand missed opportunity became evident once Obama turned rabid, rather than bend to the will of the people, the Obama demagoguery was the tact taken. Oh there were small apologies but none specific, what was specific is Obama see’s his actions as true and correct, some might say, pathological.
First he attacked the Supreme Court sitting not 30 feet from the lectern, so inflamed was Obama that he is creating an “executive order” in an effort to circumvent the courts decision. Second, and thoughtfully so, Obama began to castigate his own party, literally calling them out as cowards, IE; “run for the hills” comes to mind. Not to be left out, Obamas ire and sarcasm was unleashed on the Republican party of whom for all intent and purpose he called “obstructionist”, and created problems HE faces when he walked in the door?
Then came the sing song Southern Preacher in an effort to rise the level of emotion, the bland stories about little Jimmy in Two Egg Florida who can’t get health care. The obligatory, “our country has faced tough times before” angle, then when the crowd was his, (in his mind) Obama promised to fight for us the American public. Suggestion, how about listening to the American public first!
The great orator has lost touch, in fact, the great orator has lost his audience of Independents, moderate Democrats, and last but not least, the impressionable youth. Times are tough when you loose the trust of the people, and in reality President Obama has no one to blame but himself. Rather than doing the right thing, Obama has choose to ignore the voice of the people, and with the ample assistance of Rham Emanual Chief Of Pit Bull’s they have severely overplayed their hand by leveraging the economic crisis to implement their BIG GOVERNMENT pie in the sky plan for recovery.
Not once did Obama apologize or direct blame for the current economic crisis on his own party who has been in control of the purse strings since 2006, or the runaway budget deficits created by HIS stimulus plan, he also failed to mention that the current housing crisis started with Bill Clinton and John Podesta, and was ushered past any semblance of pragmatic governance by Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Rham Emanual, and a litany of other Democrats attempting to protect their disenfranchised voting base.
No President Obama went into full campaign mode last night, and expect much more of the same now that Plouffe is back in the fray. This is where this administration finds its center, attack everyone and everything, then state you have a better way, but offer nothing but worn out shallow promises of change, when what our country really needs is a clearly defined platform with bipartisan support.
Our nation is being held hostage by Obama’s narcissistic rage, which is the root cause of the Presidents passive-aggressive attacks directed at anyone who questions his intellect. Our country deserves more, and I will say our country demands more of our elected leadership, to offer any less, is a betrayal to the citizens of this great nation. Time to lead, follow or get out of the way Mr. President, ego be dammed.
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Obama’s most useful tool in the 2008 election was to paint his image as the savior and leader of the emerging populist movement, Scott Brown and the Supreme Court put a severe dent in that image last week, so much so that Obama has enlisted the services of David Plouffe Obamas former campaign manager to re-spin and fortify Obamas convoluted message to the masses.
Clearly Obamas strategy to take advantage of the current economic crisis to push the Democrats social leaning, big government, spread the wealth policies is leaking water like a sieve. Bring in Plouffe, the Pied Piper and media mastermind in the 2008 election who was charged with leading a virtual unknown to the Office of President by pushing a populist platform has been given the reins in the effort to regain that “Obama magic” seen in the last election.
Plouffe’s efforts will have to contend with the “controversial” Supreme Court decision last week opening up the flood gates to corporate spending in political campaigns, which actually is a brilliant move to add balance back to the political process. Although this move was seen by most politicians as judicial activism by a conservative court, the byproduct of this move will place the power of the electorate in the hands of the very companies Obama and his team attack publicly but look to for support behind closed doors, IE; the elite bankers and Wall Street financiers.
If you thought the Obama administration was in campaign mode before, prepare yourself for an all out media attack directed at the painted and perceived demons of a free society, the money changers. Although this tact was highly successful in the 2008 election where Obamas ideology and “Uber Liberal” beliefs were unknown, the task will be practically insurmountable now that the constituency has seen the real Obama.
Obamas expected shift to jobs and employment will surely be the foundation of his State Of The Union speech, but also pay close attention to who Obamas speech writers are attacking, will Obama shift to the middle with fiscal restraint and a workable jobs program, or will Obama continue to push the social agenda of health care, cap and trade and financial reform at his own demise.
The choices are clear on which direction this country needs to go, the question is will Obama concede to the masses, or continue to forge ahead in his egocentric quest for his page in history? This quote sums up the Obama administration to date “You can’t change a pig into a race horse, but you can have a very fast pig”, clearly Obama is not a “race horse”, the question is can he be a “very fast pig”? That question will be answered in part this week, but given past history I see pork chops in the future, pass the barbecue sauce please.
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Considering the Democratic loss in Massachusetts which is considered the bastion of Democratic ideology you would think Obama and his handlers would give more than lip service to the media about their current negative tact and direction.
Initial finger-pointing was directed at Coakley where the Obama brain trust used every adjective possible to distance themselves from the dramatic loss of “Ted Kennedys” seat, but wait their always is George Bush and the last eight year drama they can leverage!
In the usual highly scripted Obama response the same sing songy Obama style language was directed at “the mess we inherited”, where blame or abdication thereof was placed firmly on the door step of the Bush administration, only this time the tread has fallen off the track.
Two times Obama has been inserted at the last moment to save the day, it happened in NJ and now MA, but Obama’s eloquent power of words and actions do not meet, he is asking voters to trust him, then in the same breath he projects blame to the past administration shunning all responsibility. By taking this approach Obama continues to insult the intelligence of the American public, and cement the glaring fact that leadership is not his strong suit.
Victor Davis Hanson is dead on when he states “I believe President Clinton provided some crucial insight when he said, “people would rather be with someone who is strong and wrong than weak and right.” It’s not that people are uninterested in who’s right or wrong, it’s that people will only follow leaders who seem to actually believe in what they are doing. Democrats have missed this essential fact”
Hanson goes on to state about Obama’s style “A technocracy – many Ivy-League-educated and without much experience outside academia and government – pushes legislation most people do not want but is nevertheless judged to be good for them.”
Clearly a detached elitist view when people are treated as ignorant children to be told what is correct and that they should be glad that Obama’s “benevolent guidance” is being offered, also to accept Obamas efforts because they are what Obama chose to pursue and are good for the people regardless of what those very same people may think!
Continuing on the elite theme, and like all great “Utopian kings” they exempt themselves from their own laws, all hail the King!
In a continued effort to focus on past mistakes or the perceived weakness of the Bush years, Obama has directed his negative hit machine on the bank bailouts, along with the evil Wall Street bankers. It is important to note Obama, Gethner, and Summers all bought into TARP with Obama signing the bill while he was still a Senator, so more of the same double speak when the rubber hits the road from this administration.
Both JFK and Clinton faced the same challenges in their first year, both were able to adapt and thrive, for all intent and purpose Obama should be able to do the same. But as of today Obama’s efforts are beginning to resemble the old adage, “he is just a one trick pony”, we have three more years to figure that one out, but the ponies feed bag has become one vote short of a meal, and this will make Obama’s “change we can believe in” all that more difficult, anyone know what time the Bush re-runs are on?
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AMERICAN SPECTATOR/PAUL CHESSER “Green” means living off the government
DANCING CZARS Michelle Bachmann respond to the sexist remarks of Snarlen Arlen Specter
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It was reported by Johna Goldberg this morning that Newsweek Magazine has enlisted the services of President Obama to write a piece on the current tragedy in Haiti. Although a noble cause, and truth be told Obama will have one of his staffers write the piece, this request is further evidence of the blurring of the lines between the press and the political process.
Also of note is the fact that in the past Newsweek has had a rather aggressive tilt in their coverage of Obama and his administration. The question that comes to mind is; why not just issue a press release which is normal SOP in cases similar to Haiti’s tragedy. Considering this point, the next viable question is what is the motive or payoff for the exclusive scoop to Newsweek?
Payoff: Newsweek is one of Obama’s top supporters, they have kowtowed and idolized Obama from the beginning, the bill is now being called due now that Newsweeks redesign and change of focus is coming out of the gate. They need a home run to pull this off, what better way than to plaster Obama’s face on their newly redesigned rag.
Motivation: All kidding aside, Obama loves Obama, no mirror is safe, I can see the Prez in 20 years (living in exile) paging through all the covers he garnered while in office, the man is a narcissist plain and simple.
Not to dilute the crisis in Haiti, but this is not the best use of office to be pandering to the media, I don’t think the subscription rate in Haiti will increase due to this article, and by now becoming Author In Chief it further degrades the office of President.
Now if I can only find that recipe piece by Lincoln, or was that FDR, no Trueman, I am making the President some humble pie!
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Nan, in her ever present cheery Botox induced craze stated “Obama must make his case on Afghanistan”, jeeze thanks Nan.
To further confuse the issue, with the paper still wet from Obama’s signature, the lefts old pal Denny K. is rumored to be developing the following; “Pelosi said she expects Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, to introduce a resolution calling for an immediate withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan and Iraq. That will probably be the first vote the House takes on this issue”.
Blind worship be dammed, the rats need a job in 2010 and 2012, and with Obama’s poll numbers free falling to historic levels for the first year President, the exodus for the ropes will be like the doors opening at Fileans after Christmas sale!
Politicians are famous for saying one thing and doing another, but Professor Obama has taken that to new heights. The once promising presidency is now mired in a litany of struggles from both within and outside of his party.
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After watching President Obama on 60 minutes tonight a moment of clarity occurred that has been puzzling me for sometime. Why with the legislation coming out of the Whitehouse can Obama be polling so well?
Now “polling well” is a subjective statement, and Obama has slid, no he has collapsed in the polls, but given our current economic and unemployment problems his numbers could be far worse.
On tonight’s 60 Minutes show Obama’s persona came off cool, detached, defensive and argumentative when pushed on the issues. Give Steve Croft credit, he was pitching some pretty good sliders. Then when the interview was supposed to be over, the producer brought up one more question, the “party crashers. Obama came into his own and shifted gears into glowing confidence, was humorous in the use of sarcasm, and came off as a guy you might drink a beer with, quite the opposite of the defensive law professor when Croft was dishing Obama tough questions.
This dovetails into an articles by Matt Taibbi and Glen Greenwald addressing the cult like behavior on the far sides of the parties, both excellent observations and worth the read. Condensed scan of the articles brings to attention the vehement chasm behind the blind follower, and one that is politically involved. Where the blind follower in short do see Obama as a savior, and hold that image as their base belief, the more politically astute are beginning questioning Obamas motives and actions. The support of the cultish followers is out of inspiration and not based politics and unwavering, the independents that voted for Obama are leaving in droves and the main cause for Obamas numbers falling, they see his words and actions are not moderate, far left from it.
So when you hold the adoration of a large group of followers which is based in emotion alone, you have an army of loyal protectors eager to do ones bidding. The issue is the cult followers are driving the division between accountability and blind acceptance, and quite frankly doing their country a disservice. The blind acceptance of Obama the man it an entirely separate issue from the real issues and policy his administration is attempting to implement, which in fact deserve the negative attention, or at least an unbiased review. This cult acceptance is leveraged and amplified by Obamas handlers who jump at any chance to keep the negativity personal rather than address the left agenda in an open debate.
This shell game is played supremely well, so well that it produces “cover” for Obama’s real agenda, and by using ridicule. and projecting blame on past administrations, Obama appears to be running from his own shadow. Not exactly leadership qualities. If the Obama team would realize the criticism is based on his liberal agenda, and not the man, some middle ground might be found for consensus. But to continue to play Chicago politics and attempt to either buy or cut off the legs of detractors will lead to further party division and stagnation, neither of which is good for the health of our country.
President Obama is an intelligent individual, and you cannot win the Presidency on charm alone, or can you? That is the 12.7 trillion dollar question we all must face, Act One is over, intermission is approaching fast, before you know it 2010 will be here, and if the show continues like it has people will be heading for the exits, worship or not, even if Obama gives himself a B+.
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Much has been said about the success of the Obama Stimulus package over the last 10 months, and the creation of jobs and promoted lift to the US economy. Lets take a look at the fiscal reality’s of the proposed “savior bill”.
It is important to understand the first law of economics, supply and demand and how it dovetails into cost verses benefit. Equally important is that economics is nothing more than a perception of safety, and regardless of all the PHD exposing economic rhetoric, and charts meant to confuse rather than clarify, all economics are driven by a perception of need which drives consumer sentiment and its reaction to the markets.
Back in the early months of the Obama presidency, his team was presented with the potential of a critical meltdown of our and the worlds economic system, the choices made at that time tip the casual observer as to how the Obama administration would view and react to the global economic crisis.
If Obama’s process can be brewed down to a one word definition it would be “leverage”, in both monetary and political policy. We are now all well aware of the “Chicken Little” philosophy implemented by Obama and his team, IE; if we don’t get this, that will happen, now is the time to act, we have to change the system from days of old to insure our fiscal future…. On and on the team took a severe economic slowdown that was created by the legislators on both sides of the isle over the last 12-15 years, and made it by leading of public opinion into a situation that is becoming more black and white each day, which brings me to the second definition of leverage.
Obama and his advisers were challenged with how they would implement their platform of government growth and spread the wealth policies in a severe economic downturn? Easy, spend money to increase cash flow all along the way creating branches of government to oversee the increase in bureaucracy, further swelling the size and scope of the United States government
Now I have been employed in the financial markets for most of my career, and we have a little inside joke, “you can’t borrower nor spend yourself out of debt”! Obama’s implementation of Keynesian economic theory, and goal to control markets via the central bank and fiscal policy to stabilize the output of the business cycle, is and will fail. Whenever you have a mixed economies, (private & government enterprises) the balance is critical for one entity not to overtake the other, while keeping a free market system encouraging growth for entrepreneur’s and middle America the primary engine to economic growth.
This is where the Obama administration revels its greatest flaw, they have overplayed the depth of the problems of our economy, and in doing so out of need to justify there rampant and unwarranted spending their process has dug the hole ever so deeper. Now in an effort to garner as much legislation as possible while the “iron is hot” the Democrats are ramming flawed, pork laden, high cost ineffective bills down the throat of the American public.
By implementing there “crisis” strategy the Democratic house and senate are hedging there connections with the “lame street media” in that they expect this connection will assist in further portraying the “big lie” propaganda as reasonable and needed.
By taking this tact history will have a special chapter dedicated to the current crisis, and many names associated with what can only be viewed as a travesty, will be labeled for what they are, “crooks”. Many new verb’s will be created in reviewing the Great Recession, but one thing is for sure, and you heard it here first, our country has been, “Baracked”.
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Obama seen here in our new 2010 election casual uniform, cements a deal with China’s top uniform company Zow’s Zoot Suits ordering 328 million in assorted sizes and color options. With clause 7896 sub section L of addendum 89 of the new health care plan and I quote. “to better insure tracking of specific illnesses and age groups all participants (that means you) will be gifted by the United States government with three full length uniforms and an additional 50% discount on up to 6 more.
Obama sitting blissfully regal in his gray velor presidential Grand Leader uniform, at his latest meeting with Iran diplomats about a Disney theme park in Jerusalem, rumor has it demolition is planned any minute, offered a few words to the press on the Nations new Christmas uniforms.
“Since we have been digging deep in your thread bare pockets since I have been in office I, your leader, the boss, the big kahuna, your big banana feel it’s time to show the governments appreciation for all you have given, (there will be more) gladly offer you all this unprecedented gift of these uniforms” Crowd cheers, teleprompter went blank, beads of sweat were visible on the Presidents head, he went on to say. “Ahhhhhh guys can one of you get this thing working, guys…..aaaaaaaa, y’all enjoy the new skins, I’m out”
Then the President left the stage, a rouge unattended gun was later blamed for the outage of the teleprompter. Citizens of the United States, (and all illegal aliens) will be notified as to the delivery of there new uniforms, and follow up chip implant appointment. Those Americans living under bridges, alleys, subways, feel free to pick up your new outfits at the closest post office, special employees have been Contracted through ACORN and SEIU with multi-lingual associates available, free Sterno with proof of homelessness, quantities limited.
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